So Jesus Christ wen send one angel messenja guy fo make um clear to me, John, cuz I one a his worka guys. God like Jesus make um clear to da peopo dat work fo him. Jesus, he da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, an God wen show him da stuff dat nobody eva know befo time. If da right eye make you do bad kine stuff lidat, dig um out, an throw um away! No matta you ony get one eye - mo worse da whole body go Hell! If da right hand make you do bad kine stuff, cut um off an throw um away! No matta you ony get one hand - mo worse da whole body go Hell!ĭis book tell wat Jesus Christ wen show me, John.

“You guys wen hear wat God wen say: ‘No go fool aroun behind yoa husban o yoa wife's back.’ But eh! I telling you guys dis: Whoeva look at one wahine an like fool aroun her, he wen do um awready inside his heart. Matthew Tell Bout Jesus: Da Guy Dat Fool Aroun Wit Da Odda Guy's Wife Da same one you wen put hea fo stay wit me fo help me! Her wen give me some fruit from dat tree an I wen eat um.” Da God Yahweh tell da wahine, “Eh! Wat you wen do, huh?!” Da wahine tell um, “Was da snake! Da bugga wen go trick me! Az how come I wen eat da fruit!”

I scared, cuz I naked! Az why I wen go hide.” God tell um, “Who wen tell you dat you stay naked? You wen eat da fruits from da tree, da one I wen tell you fo no eat, o wat?!” Da guy tell, “Yeah, was da wahine, az why. He tell, “Hui! Adam! Wea you stay?” Da guy tell, “I wen hear you, ova dea inside dis place. Da God Yahweh call loud so da guy can hear um. Dey go hide behin da trees inside dea, so da God Yahweh no can see um. Was da God Yahweh! He was walking aroun inside da place wea he wen plant da trees. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.ĭat day, wen da sun going down an da wind start fo blow, da guy an his wife hear one noise. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. If you're too lazy to go check it out for yourself, here are a few samples:ĭa time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. It is quite the best translation of the Bible that I have ever seen.

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